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After a relaxing dinner with his wife, a couple retired to their hotel room beds. He couldn't sleep so he called over to his wife "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." The wife gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. She trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?" The wife gets up, enters the man's bed and the two have passionate sex.
Afterwards the wife rolls out but as she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says "Clumsy bitch."


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